Thursday, March 23, 2006

My Comment on the new WaPo Plagiarnazi

I left this at Atrios/eschaton.blogspot.com but i thought it was enlightening enough to COPY AND PASTE here.
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[on Ben Domenech/Red State/WaPo/etc.]

I almost did not believe this. Then I thought, hey, Self, you used to make a living plagiarizing!

And so I did. I was a radio ad copywriter. Pretty damned soul-destroying whorish work, if you actually did it. Plus, who can write an ad saying something nice about plastic awnings or overpriced brand name sneakers? Not me, for sure.

So from week one, I wrote a few ads with a mind to what the inbred people running the place (mostly a sports and bad music station) probably wanted (basically I was acting, which I'm reasonable at). And I listened to radio ads all the time (while I read dime novels). By the end of the week I had accumulated dozens, almost a hundred, phrase bits, some medium long, many of them very cliche. I then simply mixed them together at semi random and turned in the ads.

I tried to avoid the top ten phrases being stolen by the other ads (unless it was something expected like "step into summer with our new shoes" or what have you).

They said I was a gifted copywriter but had a bad, anti-business attitude and was surly, so I didn't last.

Still, in the end analysis, they never noticed that the competing ads were being recycled by me (I was reading a lot of Wm. Burroughs at the time, so it felt like detournement). After my first week, I never once wrote an original sentence. it was 100% plagiarized.

Moral: Ben Domenech should write ad copy, and I should be the WaPo Moral Values and Heartland Dreams weblog editor!

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FOOTNOTE EXCLUSIVE TO FASCIST OAR READERS:

Here I am even plagiarizing myself. It feels gooooood.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Don't use the phony right-wing "blogosphere ecosystem"

I won't even link to it.

Check this out:
Top 4 Conservative Blogs - Via Blogads.com
Powerline - 590,127
RedState - 288,135
HughHewitt - 263.388
Wizbang - 188,841

Top 4 Liberal Blogs - Via Blogads.com
DailyKos - 4,053,290
Democratic Underground - 1,434,904
Crooks and Liars - 1,282,182
Talking Points Memo - 990,132


http://thinkprogress.org/2006/03/06/hinderaker-politely-responds/

And this:

1
Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things
Last updated 11 hours ago.
68,124 links from 20,298 sites
2
Engadget
Last updated 11 hours ago.
85,560 links from 15,323 sites
3
PostSecret
PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.

By frank warren. Last updated 1 day ago.
21,271 links from 12,907 sites
4
Daily Kos: State of the Nation
Last updated 11 hours ago.
50,127 links from 10,760 sites
5
spaces.msn.com/after1s
Last updated 1 day ago.
27,380 links from 8,916 sites
6
spaces.msn.com/lin28379801400
Last updated 1 day ago.
30,841 links from 8,506 sites
7
The Huffington Post

By Arianna Huffington. Last updated 1 day ago.
41,065 links from 8,353 sites
8
Official Google Blog
Last updated 1 day ago.
17,119 links from 7,224 sites
9
Thought Mechanics

By Theron Parlin and Matthew Good. Last updated 16 hours ago.
8,351 links from 7,152 sites
10
Michelle Malkin

By Michelle Malkin. Last updated 13 hours ago.
42,345 links from 6,852 sites

http://technorati.com/pop/blogs/

And now compare that to the right-wing biased "blogosphere ecosystem." This mendacious, often tweaked (and usually in favor of con blogs) list lets our mass media pretend sites like instapundit or EVEN LITTLE GREEN FOOTBALLS are popular and influential:

1.Michelle Malkin (3249) details
2.Instapundit.com (3181) details
3.Power Line (2225) details
4.Daily Kos: State of the Nation (2165) details
5.Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things (1995) details
6.lgf: germans at the alamo (1985) details
7.Captain's Quarters (1878) details
8.Hugh Hewitt (1577) details
9.Mudville Gazette (1431) details
10.Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall (1409) details


The fraud running the list program claims "liberals" (always "liberals") "game" his system, and that justifies him tweaking it to make conservative sites look more popular. If you are, in fact, inclined to "game" this farce, I suggest, "ignore" would work better. Your more popular weblogs are enabling the promotion of less popular right-wing blogs to your disadvantage. Just say no to the blogosphere ecology.

Monday, February 27, 2006

And another commentator who gets things

Marxism Through the Looking Glass by Jane Smiley

So, who's surprised that citizens, wherever in the world that they happen to reside, are to serve the interests of capital? Not me. Not George Bush. Not Thomas Friedman. Not Paul Krugman. Who's surprised that the citizens didn't realize that? George Bush, but not me. From their opposite sides of the globalization aisle, Krugman and Friedman aren't so surprised, either, but they're sorry about it.

All three are promoters and apologists for globalization, and so they support the Dubai Ports deal. The first premise of globalization is that capital can, will, and must move freely around the world. Nothing should stop a sale or get in the way of market efficiency. George Bush has shown over and over in the last five years what he is willing to fight for, and it is capitalism. Sometimes, no doubt in his own mind most of the time, he identifies capitalism with the US, the company of which he is president. But other times, the US seems to defy him, and to disagree with him about the right thing to do, and then he reveals that he doesn't understand a thing about the citizenry, or about the differences between living and shopping, or governing and deal-making, and, further, that he doesn't care one iota about the US when it is in disagreement with pure capitalism.
It seems to come as a surprise to all three of these globalizers that human society is not and does not seem to most people to be simply an outgrowth of a particular economic idea, capitalism, so they should pay attention to the symbolic power of turning our ports over to Dubai. Most people do not mind shopping at Walmart but that doesn't mean that they think of themselves simply as Walmart shoppers, or that they feel that their interests and Walmart's interests must necessarily be the same. At the end of the Cold War, capitalists declared, with much chest-pounding, that they had won. But, in fact, they did not give up a Marxist analysis of what makes us human. They continued to believe that people are essentially economic agents, they just thought that the value of capital had beat out the value of labor. According to Francis Fukuyama, lots of the neo-con theorists started out as Marxists. In fact, these guys didn't change their spots at all-they just changed their allegiance to the winning side.

What, therefore, should not come as a surprise to the citizens, and this includes our soldiers in Iraq, is the fact that they have value only insofar as they are useful to Bush and his capitalist "base". From
Bush's point of view, every citizen is a worker who should work for as little as possible. It doesn't matter, as far as he is concerned, whether the worker's employer is Dubai or the US or whether the worker himself is American or Chinese or Indian. Capital has its requirements and those come first-before making a decent society in the US (of course), and before national security, and before patriotism. The capitalists are perfectly willing to use patriotism (and religion) for their own ends (say, to gain control of Iraqi oil by going to war on other pretexts), but that doesn't mean that when the time comes to give up maximum profit, patriotic or religious concerns hold any weight in their deal-making.

These days, the news is full of conservative recanters-William Buckley, Fukuyama, Bruce Bartlett. They are alleging feelings of surprise and disquiet at the failure of the war machine to subdue Iraq. But in fact, of course, as progressives have known all along, the debacle of the Bush administration, from beginning (stealing the 2000 election) to end (importing a company from Dubai to run the ports),
with all the stations along the way (tax breaks for the rich, crony corruption, stupid and criminal war in Iraq, badly conceived education policies, bungled medicare drug bill, deaf, dumb, and blind policies on
global warming and other environmental issues, voting machine fraud, media payola, gutting of the federal agencies) is the natural outcome of corporate conservative capitalism, and especially the ideas of Ronald Reagan and his own cronies. What we have now is what you get when businessmen run the government like a corporation-short term thinking, public relations as policy, repeated attempts to do things on the cheap, careless attitudes toward things like torture and spying, contempt for everyone outside the inner circle, aggressiveness and secretiveness, lack of accountability, and just plain selfish arrogant ignorance. Who knows whether their intentions are good or not? It could
be that, after a generation of free-market orthodoxy, they just don't know any better.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Capitalism is a sickness

Why did Ayn Rand hate folk music?

Why does Bill O'Reilly rant about the ACLU in nearly the exact same sentences Hitler used to describe communists, labor organizers, Russians, and Jews?

In neither case are the alleged explanations the honest truth. Ayn Rand hated folk music because it was inherently harder to privatize. She talked about it's naiivete, religiousity, endorsement of rural communalism and pastoralism, etc. etc., none of which are traits of all folk music. What makes folk music folk music is the fact that it's built out of other folk music. And economic royalism has decreed that music needs to be commoditized, privatized, and locked up. In other words, sheer economic determinism made Ayn Rand speak for or against anything.

Why Bill O'Reilly attacks the ACLU more than any other group is made immediately clear looking at Fox News' history of attempting censorship by lawsuit. They sued T-shirt makers who made fun of them. O'Reilly and Fox News sued Al Franken for mocking their fair-and-balanced slogan. They even started to sue Fox itself because the "news crawl" on cartoon TV sets in The Simpsons mocked the Fox News chiron. In all but the last case, whenever Fox has tried to harrass critics into silence the ACLU has stepped in on behalf of the victims and shut Fox down. Therefore, O'Reilly's money source and his book sales determine what he hates.

Capitalism has not been with us that long. Only since the post-war era, in fact. Before that you had some of the components, but they weren't welded into an ideology. Slavery existed all over the world for a long time as a necessary evil, but no one turned it into a virtue until it became bound into the nationalism of the American South before and during the Civil War. That slavery-as-ideology is similar to what capitalism really is.

In the 1940s the US noticed that command economies - essentially still on a wartime footing - were rapidly reindustrializing in the Soviet Union and most of eastern Europe. It was clear that both the communists and the Kuomintang in China were also going to follow a command economy of some sort, with Chiang Kai-Shiek leaning towards Mussolini's corporatism and Mao imitating Lenin and Stalin. US The State Department has documents showing that Marxism was seen as a real ideological threat already as the war ended. It provided a simple analysis of politics, war, economics and government. Economic conditions trumped everything else, and commerce had to be subdued by government in every sphere of activity. The United States government consciously decided to support a counter-ideology, which we now know as capitalism. As a mirror-image of Marxism-Leninism, it would agree that economics was the only "real" dimension of human activity, the one that controlled and created all the others. But it would fanatically invert the central Marxist doctrine that commerce was always subordinate to government. Government must always be subordinate to commerce, and everything else would fall into place magically. Of course, most places in the world found Marxism more inherently acceptable, so the ideology was modified to say that, just as communism was something that would be arrived at for real only after generations of building socialism in the Marxist ideology, real capitalism would only be arrived at after first establishing increasing economic freedom, quite often through mercantilism, foreign aid and command economies.

This simple inversion of Marxism-Leninism had a parallel in the domestic US political culture. The "neoconservatives," among other features, were people who had believed, crudely, that Marxism had all the answers and Russia was always right - either Russia as it was (Stalin) or Russia as it ought to have been (Trotsky). Disillusioned - or just feeling disenfranchised - they hadimmediately flipped to a posture of "capitalism has all the answers and America is always right" (later changing to "Israel is always right" after the 1960s started).

The earlier "anti-Bolshevism" of the US government had been in the form of Red Scares, with Bolshevism seen as anarchy and mass murder of the deserving elites by a Jacobin mob. That had blended, in the 1930s, with a strong attraction of fascism for the rich and powerful of America. That culminated in an attempted coup against Roosevelt in the mid-30s, as Smedley Butler reported. What I believe the business elites were most impressed with was that Mussolini and Hitler were able to lead the masses to act against their interests and in the interests of rich elites without and overdependence on religion. Clearly, Hitler and Mussolini cited the Church and the Nation nonstop, but they also adapted the language of the left dissidents and modified it to twist their masses into ideological knots. One of the most important things they accomplished was creating enough confusion that people couldn't tell the ideologues paid to do the rich man's bidding from the spontaneous ones. Astroturf, as we call it now, was what brought fascism to power.

Thus, by the 1940s and 50s there was US government support for a "capitalist" and specifically "anti-Marxist" ideology. There was tremendous elite support for it - Herbert Hoover repurposed his Stanford Institute on War, Peace and Revolution as an explicit source of "capitalist" propaganda, making it the very first "think tank" that was only for propaganda purposes (FDR's were for problem-solving).

It was against that background that the coming to prominence of the Young Americans for Freedom, Barry Goldwater, Ayn Rand and her Objectivism, and what became the Libertarian Party is easy to understand. In essence, they were all beneficiaries of astroturf. While they pretended to attack the State Department, out of sheer demagoguery, in fact they were in a tight alliance of the State Department, the Defense Department, the OSS/CIA/NSA, and so on, all shoulder to shoulder in complete agreement on goals but only quibbling over tactics (with the astroturf rabble rousers deliberately always advocating impossible and insane tactics to look like true rebels).

By the 1970s, elites and government agents were so successful at fooling the American people and the masses of much of the world that they had become complacent. That's the true meaning behind the (Lewis) Powell memo. Justice Powell claimed capitalism had no ideological defenders, unlike Marxism, and that it needed such a defender, since Marxism was being advocated all over society and government. Of course, that was completely false. In H.L. Mencken's time, as he noted, anything outside of the most pro-business, pro-rich, pro-corporate economic teaching was completely banned from American universities, and only against that background did the presence of some left, liberal, and even Marxist professors (and only a few, most not connected with economics courses) on American campuses later on become a profusion. More importantaly, as I have indicated, Marxism had a few paltry impoverished defenders here and there, and capitalism had a huge machine built in behind it.

So Powell, not an idiot, could not have meant what he wrote. What he was saying was that he felt the capitalism machine was getting slack and complacent and that its propaganda would suffer, and people would start turning against the super-rich and the multinational corporations and the large financial institutions, and start clamoring for relief. Therefore, to head that off, the Cold War would have to be revamped, more money poured directly not just into capitalist propaganda, but into a group of parasites whose only career would be propagandizing the masses on behalf of capitalism, and luring working class people into supporting pro-capitalist policies through cultural conflict. One of the totally intentional ironies of complete business control of America's media, educational system and historical training is that no average Americans were ever exposed to Antonio Gramsci (who far predates people like Guy DeBord or Marshall McCluhan), but clearly the elites and their defenders were close students of his theories.

We all know the fallout from that - Thomas Frank's What's the Matter with Kansas? deals with how well the culture wars played out. The Cold War was indeed ramped up for no reason other than elite interests. Then, just before Reagan and Bush yanked that out from under the masses, a false existential threat from terrorism* was created in the 1980s. The elites and their representatives embraced deficit spending on the military-industrial complex not just for its own sake, but as a strategy to privatize the social network, reduce the educational level of the masses to nonthreatening levels, and create enough unemployment and underemployment to assure the death of unions and the supremacy of the elites, as well as slowly dissolving the middle class.

When I say that capitalism is a sickness, I don't mean business, commerce or profits are a sickness. But privatization of everything human beings do is a sickness. It's the mental illness fallout from trying to shoehorn all human activity into a tight-fitting capitalist mold. The tendency to capitalize everything is perhaps a necessary evil, something we have to allow around because eliminating it would be even worse. But making it not only a virtue, but the only virtue, is a recipe for a sick society. Given where the worst communist societies started from, in fact, I think it's a recipe for a sicker society even than theirs were.

*When I say the existential threat of terrorism was false, I mean it. Had the elites and their surrogates truly regarded international terrorism as a threat they would not have done the following:

1. Ignored all right wing terrorism, from the most lethal terrorist bombing in decades - a fascist bomb in Bologna Italy - to the right-wing terrorists who actually shot the Pope. The Reaganites played politics with that by pretending the KGB and Russia and Bulgaria were behind it, but they knew, we can now show, all along that that was a lie.

2. Played politics with other terrorist incidents. For instance, they milked a discotheque bomging in Berlin to justify a Mussolini-like attack on Libya, then turned around and, within weeks, declared that it was an Iranian sponsored bombing.

3. Most importantly, funded Islamists all over the world, including Al Qaeda, the mujaheddin in general, and the Taliban. Similarly, if Israel really regarded "Islamic terrorism" as a true existential threat, then their government would never have funded Hamas, a splinter of the Moslem Brotherhood, nor given it status as a recognized charity. They would have struck back at terrorist groups, as they did, but not played politics by pretending the largely military group the PLO was a terrorist organization, nor by lying and saying groups who targetted both the PLO and Israel were in fact PLO-controlled. This is leaving alone the American funding and training and harboring and general sponsorship of international terrorism in Cuba, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Guatemala, Namibia, Angola, and so on. Or direct US terrorism in Southeast Asia from the 1950s through the late 1980s.

The truth is, terrorism in the 1980s was a useful tool for the elites, and nothing more.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Miscellany

The new link on the side to Comics Curmudgeon is interesting to me for several reasons. It's a good, funny weblog. Had Josh's site not existed, I would now be doing a comics blog (specializing, probably, in recent, alternative and also online comics, but including representative samples of the dying newspaper breed) instead of this "right-wing infection of science fiction" blog. One reason I would is because I miss The Funny Paper from the Baltimore City Paper by Scacca and MacLeod. Josh Fruhlinger is a worthy successor: he lives in Baltimore and reads the comics faithfully, and has a similarly snarky tone to Scacca and MacLeod, who've both moved on to bigger things. For my money, they were funnier than Josh, but given that there were two of them, being paid to do the column, not more than twice as funny. But that's not faint praise for Comics Curmudgeon. The Funny Paper was often my favorite column - I've gotten grown up enough that very little really makes me laugh and Scacca and Macleod usually delivered.Hit kittens, it's funny


Very rarely do I completely disagree with "Ruben Bolling" of "Tom the Dancing Bug," but I did when he downplayed the importance of the Taliban bombing the millennia-old Buddhist mountain carvings in Afghanistan. Yes, the treatment of women under the Taliban was reprehensible, but that demolition was the destruction of symbols of tolerance and respect for a variety of traditions in Afghanistan, and a declaration of war on anything not conforming to the Talibs. Symbolic things like that, including flags and mosques/shrines, have importance beyond themselves as repositories for people's beliefs that they can act out of motives besides venality. In light of that, I think the unpresident almost got it right when he said destroying the shrine showed the bombers to be the enemies of everyone in Iraq. That's the kind of thing that builds for the future. 20 years from now we'll still be thanking the bombers for ethnic violence in and around Iraq, quite possibly.

Some people can only express their gratitude for the democracy and freedom of America by flag veneration, and that's why the rest of us have to at least show a modicum of respect for that fact. What the bombers did was like burning the original editions of the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution and melting the Liberty Bell (as well as, and I'm not forgetting it, killing several people that day). This is unlike assassinating government leaders or killing American GIs, both of which are legitimate military activities.

If I had had my way the American aggression in Iraq would have been a miserable failure, but without building for future, perhaps endless, ethnic/religious strife. I got the first part of my wish.

By the way, only a complete moral idiot would have wanted "America to win in Iraq." Even a child could tell you that would only lead to further fascist repression domestically as Wussolini beat his chest over his triumphs, then to aggression against Syria and Iran and probably a dozen other countries until ALL the troops were used up and the rest of the world was scrambling for ways to make the United States pay for its blindness, ways which it would locate fairly rapidly.


I haven't forgotten James Hogan's Kicking the Sacred Cow - i'll do a quick survey of why I think it's unfortunate and wrong. Then I can move to the economic stuff that's more central to my weblog. Then, finally, once I've established a few examples, principles, even utility posts, I can get back to what I normally do, which is introduce humor into these, so far, dark and fairly strident broadsides.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Here's a commentator that understands the problem

A Cold Shoulder
Brian Zepp Jamieson
The Science Fiction community – in America, at least – has always had a strong representation from people who are either libertarians or free marketeers, or (for those incapable of seeing the built-in conflict between market demands and individual rights) both. The worst cases are Randroids, who are utterly convinced that government is the root of all evil, and that churches and corporations wouldn’t DREAM of taking over the power vacuum if government were to be somehow eliminated from human affairs. Aside from being rather poorly thought out, it also has a rather vile premise, that human greed can be counted upon to solve all social problems.

Like in Rwanda, perhaps.

It’s an ideology, an odd one that celebrates the individuality of humans while vociferously opposing any other viewpoints, labeling such as “socialist” and “authoritarian.” As if churches or corporations wouldn’t share such traits.

Holding this particular ideology doesn’t mean someone can’t write great science fiction. Robert Heinlein incorporated it in a lot of his novels, and usually did so in a way that didn’t interfere with the magic of the story one bit. I often most enjoyed the stories where I was most likely to disagree with the political philosophy that informed the story.

Larry Niven and James Pournelle (Pournelle in particular) wrote stories driven by a benign and efficient free market. Then they started writing together, and wrote a couple of SF classics: “The Mote in God’s Eye” and “Lucifer’s Hammer”.

They wrote some other books, but in general, the team hit a decline. They wrote one in the late eighties in which one or both writers decided it was high time someone gave those weak-kneed librul environmentalists the kicking around they so richly deserved. This was some twenty years ago, when there was a lot of room for legitimate debate about global warming. They posited a world gripped in a massive ice age, with glaciers spreading rapidly south of Minnesota. Characters in the book ruefully admitted that they could have avoided this disaster if they had only kept pumping CO2 into the atmosphere to stave off the next ice age. The book was written with the truculent anger of AM talk radio. It had a number of other flaws and might have been a failure in any event, but when reading fiction, science fiction in particular, suspension of disbelief is all-important, and it doesn’t happen if the writer is sitting between you and the printed word and making faces at you.

Let alone shouting “This [imaginary] disaster is all YOUR fault, you liberal bastard!”

They crossed a line between writing a story based on a philosophy, and tractor art. They blew right through that line that separates advocacy from propaganda.

So it stood to reason that a dozen years later, Michael Crichton, always behind the curve, would try something similar. He wrote a book “State of Fear.”

Now, truth in advertising time: I haven’t read the book. Crichton is uneven at the best of times, and reading a book that stems from an effort to promote a long-since discredited notion (in this case, that global warming is nothing more than fear-mongering from people who, Unabomber-like, are Luddites who hate technology and want us all back living in the trees.) It really doesn’t sound like a promising read. When Niven and Pournelle wrote their book [Fallen Angels], there was at least some credibility for their belief. Michael Crichton has come along and taken an Allen Drury approach to a topic that is, in the scientific community, no longer even faintly controversial. Global warming is a fact. Human involvement is regarded as a given. A lot of the major corporations that did so much to promote the ideas espoused by Crichton, Niven and Pournelle now admit those ideas are inoperative, and are working to stave off the coming disaster.

But True Believers don’t handle changes in dogma from on high very well. Ironically, Crichton includes a screed in his book warning of “Politicized science.” Presumably, as opposed to politicized science fiction.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

How Capitalism Makes You Stupid #2: Scott Adams vs. Scott Adams

In the last post I related how Scott Adams claims reducing America's dependence on foreign oil won't affect the foreign sources. It's a weird, extreme claim, typical of his intellectual laziness.

Worse, however, it's directly contrary to his thinking on crime. In The Dilbert Future, Adams looked forward to the "rise of the Hairy Reasoners" who would speak slowly and clearly (because people who don't get Scott Adams' lunatic and ignorant ideas are stupid) and say that locking up career criminals for life would indeed reduce crime, because otherwise you would have to accept the ludicrous, impossible notion that new people would step in to commit the crimes previously committed by the three-strikes offenders. That, therefore, claiming it wouldn't reduce crime is insane, and the only real issues are justice and fairness and workability.

There are several problems with this:

1. While the three strikes laws usually start with a conviction for a violent offense, after that your strikes can be purely status crimes, vice crimes, or economic crimes. This is to the point, because, frankly, most crime is an economic activity. Nearly everything organized crime does is economic, virtually all white-collar crime is, and most petty and otherwise retail crime is. Hiring a hitman is economic, so is killing a spouse or relative for insurance or an inheritance.

Moreover, even noneconomic crime is heavily effected by both the health of an economy and what kind of system it is. Therefore, you have to treat crime as a kind of market (clearly, where crime and market merge is in the black market and the underground economy, which virtually every society has).

Adams' argument is the kind of economic thinking that led right-wingers to say by taking on MicroSoft, the Clinton administration ruined the dot-com boom. It's thinking that if you remove an actor from a market, the market itself contracts that much. Somehow, according to Adams, that doesn't happen with oil, but it does with crime. Crime is due only to the depravity of the criminals, not to any incentives or disincentives being present, and not due to any needs or desires on their parts.

2. You also have to look at what kinds of criminals get the three strikes. Clearly, never a white-collar criminal. Also, not a really skillful criminal, or they wouldn't get caught three times in the same state and face life in prison. Not the most heinous criminals, because you can already get life for them. So what you're taking out of the market are agents who are poor, minorities, not good at crime, and not the worst offenders. Given that, the assumption that it's a certainty that actual crime will go down is absurd. What probably would go down are, eventually, for a while, arrests and convictions. That's not nearly the same thing.

And the economic reasoning above assures us that eventually people will indeed step in to take up the slack. Because that's what happens in economic activity. If MicroSoft folded its tent tomorrow, people would still make and sell computers with operating systems. Obviously, no market is perfect and there would be *some* effects, but they wouldn't likely be permanent or earth-shaking.

Anyway, if Scott was right, the nations with the most Draconian laws would have the least crime. Period. Because people don't step up to do the crime the other were doing. Ever. Some work that way - Singapore, for instance. Others don't - lots of developing nations have both Draconian laws and rampant crime. Most of Europe is not as crime-laden as the US, but laws are generally much more lenient, and none that I know of have ever even considered things like the "three strikes" laws.

3. Moreover, who's to say, and for what reason, that if I committed a violent crime (armed robbery, say), was convicted, then convicted for burglary of a store with no one in it, and then got caught, say, selling hash, and knew I faced life in prison, I wouldn't try to shoot my way out of an arrest? That's the kind of thinking the law proposed by George Bush Sr. a while back about giving the death penalty to drug kingpins inspired. It's entirely likely that three strikes laws would not only not decrease crime, but that they'd increase the amount of violent crime, especially involving police, informers, or accomplices.

Just saying, according to adams, markets immediately fill the gap of demand - when it's oil from the mideast - or never fill the gap of demand - when it's the fruits of criminal activity. Stolen goods, including money, aren't fungible, and mideast oil is. Etc.

4. Of course, it betrays Adams' bias against the poor. No white collar criminal - they're the source of all the significant crime - is going to be affected, and no criminal corporation. Because three strikes laws are so unconstitutional, they will cause the cases that do go through to be hard and expensively fought, so people like Adams can point to how the retail criminals are costing us money in the courts. It's like saying getting rid of high judgements on torts by people against corporations will save money on health and other insurance, and court costs. Most of the court judgements, most of the money, most of the time in billable hours, is by corporations suing each other and people. In his panels on oil and funding terrorists, of course he's not going to mention that the current vice president is a funder of terrorism and derailed legislation that would have enabled tracking of terrorist funding - after 9/11! It also betrays how someone with very little education and awareness like Scott Adams can think he's a genius and a polymath simply because he's wealthy.

Is it obvious how completely full of it he is?

But here's where I wrap up. Scott Adams did not get rich by following his own economic theories. If he had, the minute Enron folded he would have said, okay, i can never invest in anything to do with energy again. that'd be thinking the ludicrous idea that someone else will do the energy trading Enron did! When WorldCom filed for bankruptcy, that would be it for telephone activity, which would have been depressed by exactly WorldCom's market share until it re-established itself as MCI.

Scott Adams got rich by finding his niche and doing what he was good at. So did Jim Davis, of Garfield fame - a brilliant marketer, but not a great cartoonist. He got nearly as rich, or as rich, as Adams. Adams caught the zeitgeist in American offices of the 80s and 90s. He's a good three-panel cartoonist. That's what he's competent at. If you want to emulate him, do what he did, not what he says. Don't disdain buying a fuel-efficient car because you're too ignorant to know why you should do so. Educate yourself. Don't assume Draconian and disproportional punishment actually prevents crime. Study up yourself and see how it actually works. Just as MicroSoft the OS maker depended on MicroSoft's real abilities, making strategic alliances, cornering markets, imitating the R&D of others and leveraging monopolies, Adams the pundit rests on Adams the cartoonist. Here, Adams the pundit is being so stupid it ruins the work of the real breadwinner.

This is very reminiscent of how the "developing nations" actually developed. They noticed that both the United States and Britain used trade barriers and tariffs to develop. Later, those two nations said to their own and other people that free trade and capitalist ethics and entrepreneurship and freedom and ingenuity were what caused them to grow rich. The developing nations also noticed that the Soviet command economy recovered extremely quickly from the second World War, without Marshall Plan aid. Therefore, most of them adopted barriers, tariffs, AND economic coordination by the government, and they prospered. They also noticed that the Soviet model degraded after a while and so they had limited periods of economic authoritarianism.

By focusing on how things really work, not by how the successful presented themselves, they prospered.

If you reacted to one of Adams' cartoons or books with the feeling that someone who wasn't as clued in as you are was condescending to you, you were probably right.

[NOTE, this is something of a skeleton, as soon as i can scan the relevant cartoon bits and text from The Dilbert Future in to it, I will].

How Capitalism Makes You Stupid #1: Scott Adams is Either a Moron or a Liar

Because either capitalism has made HIM stupid, or he's selling you dubious right-wing conventional wisdom and making YOU stupid if you believe it.

Sunday's color Dilbert:

Dilbert: I'm thinking about buying a more fuel efficient car.

Dogbert: Why?
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Dilbert: It's my patriotic duty to reduce this country's dependence on foreign sources of oil.

Dogbert: Why?

Dilbert: Because then the countries that hate us will have less money to fund terrorists.

Dogbert: Actually, developing countries would buy the oil you saved, thus adequately funding those same terrorists.

Dilbert: At least I wouldn't be funding them myself.

Dogbert: Actually money is a fungible commodity. The capitalist system virtually guarantees that you'll end up buying the lowest cost oil from sources unknown to you.

Dilbert: Well, maybe, but I want my car to make a statement.

Dogbert: And the statement would be "Hey, everyone, I don't know what fungible means!"

I will spot Adams it being a truism that you can't avoid buying oil from a certain source if they're all selling to a common pool of middlemen (hence, the word "commodity" is all important. The word "fungible," meaning exchangeable or replaceable, applies to oil to a considerable degree, both in terms of it being convertible to other energy and materials sources, and to a deficit in one energy source being made up by another, but it's not nearly as fungible as, say, money, whose only raison d'etre is fungibility. Any product - here, a resource - which is sold as a pooled commodity through the same middlemen is indeed impossible to separate out as a purchaser - one reason "voting with your dollars" can NEVER be a complete solution to social problems. By the way, Libyan sweet crude is not exchanged for lower quality Saudi oil, both are sold to brokers and thence to refiners, unless the refiners own the oil, and the entire production is blended in the market).
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Step back and look at what Adams is saying: That if the United States didn't buy foreign oil, it wouldn't make the least bit of difference to the "countries that hate us" (many of which the American government call our allies) that "fund terrorists" (presumably including the US, an oil producing nation which funded terrorism in Cuba and Nicaragua and directly and through aid to Pakistan funded the Taliban and Al Qaeda). Beyond doubt, oil being the most useful form of energy now in existence, it's not like people will follow the lead of the US if it gives up oil. But how many people with even a high-school knowledge of economics believe that if the United States went from being the premier consumer of MidEast oil (let's assume that's what Adams means) to being a total nonconsumer, that the profits flowing into net oil-exporting nations wouldn't change? Or the implication that the countries that hate us pretty much openly have this fund earmarked "Terrorism" and it has budgetary needs that are open and easy to discern, and that funding this budgetary item would swim right along even if the demand for oil from the American side went down drastically or ceased altogether? In point of fact, Al Qaeda wants to overthrow the House of Saud and Hosni Mubarak and was trying to bring down Saddam Hussein. The terrorists get their money mostly through blackmail and kidnapping, although some of the spoiled members of the ruling class do kick in voluntarily out of their own enormous fortunes.

Taking for granted what Adams is assuming, that oil is bought on a market by actors in various nations, clearly it's being allocated on a supply and demand basis (of course, that's simplistic with a limited resource overseen by cartels, often pre-bought on long-year terms by refiners, etc. etc., but it's clearly what Adams means - and thinks other people don't understand). There must be some good reason why China, for instance, doesn't simply outbid the United States every time, whatever it takes, and use every drop pumped out of the MidEast every year. Of course, the truth is that the supply of oil can't increase forever, and the demand looks more robust than the supply, so prices should indeed rise over time. Therefore, if the natural increase is enough to offset the lack of the current greatest source of demand, then profits should indeed be adequate for "the nations that hate us to fund terrorists." Of course, if there's US demand that's equal to or greater than current demand, that will simply increase the profits of the evil nations all the more. That's the flip side of a commodity market, and the part Adams is too stupid to grasp. While you can't reduce the profits of a point net exporter of oil, (it's similar to the idea that you can "spot reduce" through exercise), by reducing overall demand (and again, what Adams is too moronic to grasp is that a more fuel-efficient car performs the same economic activities the less fuel-efficient car performed, so there's no competitive advantage to China, India, etc. from the loss of demand on the American side).

A more fuel-efficient car makes many statements - you believe in and understand science, including climatology and thermodynamics, at least enough to reap their benefits. You understand basic microeconomics and perhaps macroeconomics enough not to be holding to a ludicrous position on fuel usage. Clearly, nations that are more energy efficient will have a huge advantage over those that aren't, including selling the ability to be that way to them. Energy efficiency, really, IS economic efficiency, or close enough, since the bottom line of economic efficiency is maximum profit from a set pool of resources.

But I am going out on a limb here not just because this is so much hand-waving by Adams (yes, it's just a cartoon, but his success as a cartoonist has led Adams to try his hand at punditry and that makes his "reasoning" fair game wherever it manifests).

In the second part of this post, I will point out that what Adams is saying here directly contradicts something he maintained in The Dilbert Future, which managed to err just as strongly but in the dead opposite direction. Here, he suggests demand is inelastic and always higher than supply for oil and that any actor who reduces will be like a person hauling a boat out of the water - it will just close in over where the boat was, leaving no trace.

He maintained QUITE ANOTHER REALITY when it comes to Draconian statutes such as the "three strikes" laws, as you'll see. I'll wrap up by explaining why an ultrarich, ultrasuccessful cartoonist can still be EITHER a moron or a liar talking about economics.

Quick note on editing

I post very rapidly, hence the long sentences and lack of links. As I get the ambition, i go back and put links in, but I rarely see a justification for making my weblog posts more readable. Usually, even for a "timeless" specialty blog, events have moved on, or I have. If anything, I simply resolve to get closer to inverted pyramid style.

The long rambling sentences will probably stay, but I will try to provide hypertext link context for all the concepts, names and events I refer to. and I'll try to make the first rambling sentence count, so busy people won't have any need to read the rest.

I have some experience as a workaday reporter, both daily and weekly, in both print and radio, and I wouldn't turn these weblog posts in as stories or even op-eds, and I wouldn't collect them in a book, either, without rewriting every one of them.

A limited defense of religious faith

The Libertarian mantra of "fiscally conservative, socially liberal", which is false on both accounts - viz. the "socially liberal" defense of the right of the Klan and Nazis to march through Skokie* or the "fiscally conservative" idea that even if you can get more for your money with some social spending and foreign aid in terms of domestic tranquility and peace abroad, the objective of cops, courts and the military, it's always unacceptable, whereas spending your society into a hole you'll have to tax yourself out of someday on corrupt military contracts and excessive cop and court facilities because Big Business wants it is mandatory, has infected the Democrats, liberals and progressives of America.

One of the things we can all agree on, as we bash Islam across the world, as we hunt through the Quran and hadith and the rantings of the worst representatives of the Moslem faith we can possibly find, ignoring the glorification of genocide, bizarrely violent and stupid customs and folk beliefs, and paradigm xenophobia, racism and religious bigotry you can find in the Torah, Talmud, disregarding the psychotically bigoted HaTanya, ignoring the writings of the founder of Lutheranism, ignoring centuries of hate-filled edicts from the Catholic Church, and so on, and the history of American Protestant fanaticism from the witch hangings through the Great Awakening up to our present theocracy, one thing we can agree on is that it does not matter because, really, "all religion is the problem."

First of all, I suspect that's often a dodge to hide Judeo-Christian chauvinism, given the polls that show a large majority of Americans - 80-85% at least - are believing Christians or Jews. But that obvious observation aside, let me address those who do think religion is the problem, and perhaps the only thing wrong with Islam is that it takes itself seriously or is extreme or has too low a component of science or is just against Western progress because it's Western. Or something like that.

First of all, the implication that religion or religious faith are of no value I find completely dubious. On balance, it may even make people act better as individuals than they'd be otherwise, and when they act badly as a group, frankly, it's usually mixed in with the usual power and resource games. But even taking religion as a break even thing, there is a tremendous value to the religious perspective.

Since this is, unapologetically, a Science Fiction Weblog, I will cite the Dune series as embodying the concepts here. On the one hand, the various faiths had been synthesized into new shapes (Buddislamists, Zensunnis, and the Orange Catholic faith, which included Catholic, Orthodox, Protestant, Judaic and Islamic elements), in the case of Buddhislam and Zensunnism, as a way of creating new ethnic enclaves and social cohesion. In the case of the Orange Catholic faith, it was spread by a Missionaria Protectiva controlled by the Bene Gesserit (Well-doers) to seed the various planets with preset religious memes and prophecies that would protect the dominant imperial culture in advance. That, of course, is classical missionary behavior, and the classic function of missionaries of the approved state faith in an imperium.

On the other hand, all of humanity owed its freedom, literally, and probably its existence, to the early crude efforts at a Missionaria Protectiva. The Butlerian Jihad, and I wonder if it's a coincidence that Herbert's is the 2nd such crusade - the first was in Samuel Butler's Erewhon, on behalf of humans against "self-willed" machines - had at its core a rigid division between human and inhuman, and more importantly, between living and dead. Conscious and unconscious. Really aware, and faking it. Because of the fanaticism of faith, the recognition that you have to take at least a few starting ideas as givens and not deconstruct every element of morality, reality and learning, humanity prevailed against machines pretending to be alive, conscious and superior, and their lackeys, who were mostly machine but with human brains. I think that's believable - that you couldn't have gotten a gaggle of Libertarian capitalist rationalist corporatists to go fight the machines. Okay, believable is kind of an understatement here.

I find a lot of the "liberal heroes" of anti-religion really repellent. In particular, people like James Randi, Penn Jillette, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennet offend me with their simplistic pseudoscientific style of talking about society, reality, philosophy and religion. Dennett's main contribution so far is a compilation called the Mind's I. I think John Searle simply killed the thrust of that - that there really is no distinction between a human mind and a pattern in a book or a good computer program. You should look up Searle's Chinese Room for the details. I would also point out that Hume was the originator of the notion that the self and awareness are not primary and not even real. Or not as real as a good piece of engineering. And Hume's philosophical goal was justifying the rule of the elites, as Thom Hartmann has pointed out.

I will give Dawkins credit for being a real scientist (I suspect Randi and Jillette of being almost complete scientific ignoramuses, from some of the things they've said about science and the scientific method). And some credit for introducing revolutionary ideas like memes into the language and culture. But the thing about calling yourself a "Bright" is pretty good evidence that Dawkins sucks at relating to actual hominids running around. Sagan, similarly rigid in his anti-religious crusade, would never have made that mistake.

Not long ago, a lot of high-tech moguls from places like Sun and Oracle met to discuss - well - machines taking over and replacing people, and how that was a genuine threat, maybe not in our lifetime but in that of our children or grand-children.

We already are under assault by inhuman entities, not conscious but pretending to be, like the Chinese Room, things that want to displace people, enslave them, destroy them, humble them wherever possible. And they have allies who are making themselves as inhuman as possible. They're called corporations.

More on this later.

*For the record, I support the ACLU, I support the right of people to engage in hateful speech, and I am against hate-crime laws. I just don't claim that that's "socially liberal." It's socially "laissez-faire," but it's balancing absolute rights against the right of people to go about their lives not living in fear and not being hindered by harassment. We can't advocate - really, talk about - assassinating the president because that involves preparing the ground for undermining our democracy. We can't issue death threats (to a degree), because they're reasonably often enough a precursor to violence, so they justify at least putting people under scrutiny and in some cases, punishing them. It's a good question whether Alan Berg would be alive today if the death threats he got had been followed up by legal action. It's not clear enough that the answer is "yes" to make me want to go beyond our current balancing act.